The Taylor Hicks show was now a pleasant but fading memory, and I was in New Orleans for a few more days. Hanging out enjoying a beer at one point, I noticed that a person nearby had some very interesting equipment on the table.taper-rig.jpg Now, last March I ran across some discussions on-line about taping concerts and had done a little reading about it off and on since, kind of interested in the geeky side, but never taking the plunge. So I strongly suspected that this was taping equipment. I asked and was told that, yes it was: stealth microphones, a battery box, and a small but highly sophisticated digital recorder. Not spy stuff, but stuff for getting good quality concert tapes. I figured, here was the chance to learn a bit about taping and sneaking, both topics of high interest to me.

Turns out this was a new taper, had only done a few shows. Once a philosopher, now a mathematician, but looking for more challenge had started doing internet development and now had turned to the art and science of concert taping. As you might guess, a stealth taper is not wanting to reveal a lot to a public blog, but by promising to not reveal secrets and give approval rights to the post, I learned a lot. I bet if I’d offered to buy a drink, I’d have learned even more, but the benefits of truth serum totally slipped my mind for some reason. Anyway…

There’s honor among thieves: ethical tapers are there to spread music. Like little Johnny or Jenny Torrent-seeds, their goal is to bring great music to everyone. There’s kind of 3-part hypocratic oathe, as it were (perhaps that should be calliopatic) all designed to get the good stuff to the people:

  1. only tape Taper Friendly artists
  2. only trade lossless format
  3. always trade for free, not for profit

The hardest technical part of taping: Turns out, several things: Room location is key, but it’s often hard to know what’s best or get access to it. Setting levels is important but it’s not like tapers are given a sound check, and if the venue isn’t taper-friendly, then you have to be very sneaky about it. (Note: although the taper didn’t tell me this, the going ethic seems to be: treat the artists wishes with utmost respect since they are making the music, but sneak around the venue related anti-taping rules with impunity, since (a) they are being obstructionists, and (b), that’s the fun part)

The hardest human-factors part of taping: remembering you’re not just a fan any more. Singing along will leave you mortified for the rest of your life(I know this from experience), as will too much screaming, as you’re just inches from your mics. You’re also needing to factor audio into your location choice, not just where you can see well or be with your pals. And no going for beer in the middle of the show. My taper learned the hard way that even standing up and sitting down can be dangerous, if (a) the recorder is in your pocket, and (b) you forget to lock in the settings. But tapers need war stories, too. These are, of course, ideals. As my taper said, “sometimes you just say screw it, I’m here to enjoy this show so I’m going to stand where I want and cheer when I have to”. Seems to me that’s all part of getting an authentic recording.

Scariest people: it turns out that the scariest people to tapers are not the big security guys ready to come down and trash your $500 investment. The really scary people might look like you or me, but they sound like banshees. Most people cheer as songs are set-up. Some people scream throughout the song. My new taper-buddy was sorely lamenting the fact that a beautiful night of recording was ruined by a determined screamer who unloaded her shrieks throughout every song all the evening. And apparently, these people are stalkers, too, because my taper encountered the same screamer at a concert just a few days later. Sadder but wiser, a relocation was sought for the good of the recording. In fact, I think, although it wasn’t actually said, that the only reason that my taper agreed to let me write anything was to get the following message across:

Quit Screaming during the Singing!!!

Another unusual thing about this encounter is that my taper was actually a taper-by-proxy. The rig owner, also a new taper, couldn’t get to some of the desired shows, so lent the equipment to a friend and guided the process through prior phone calls and on-going email. Seems there was a kind command central giving advice and getting feedback. I was pleased to see that the on-the-spot taper was using an iPhone to communicate with ground control. I meant to swap iPhone/bartender stories but forgot - but I did remember to warn against pulling out the iPhone during a taping session.

I called up the ground control taper to hear that end of it, too. As you might expect, they were a total nervous wreck, feeling very much like an expectant father. I asked how one gets into taping. Turns out pretty expected: first and foremost, just a desire to get more music for yourself, then the altruistic call to share it, along with a bit techy-geeky interest thrown in. Ground-control-taper is getting in touch with local tapers and seeking a mentor in order to get beyond the stage of knowing just enough to be dangerous. A refreshingly medieval take on artisan education. We talked music a bit and found we had a lot of favorite artist interests in common.

Anyway, that’s my first peek into taper-world. I listened in a bit on ear buds, and in a noisy bar, it sounded pretty damn good. But tapers have pride and only want their best out there, just like you would with your prize brownie recipe or whatever. This team was going into post-production to really listen, possibly edit and decide if anything passes muster. I’m curious enough now, that I make them promise to let me know if they ever have anything to share. I’ll let you know if I hear anything.

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