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Are some voices just inherently sexy, no matter what? Here’s “Tools for Love” for us tools fools for love who need help.

If you got the words but your groove has no gravitas, you can let Isaac Hayes lend you his mojo through the “Seductive Serenader:. Here’s what he did with my immortal lyric “oh baby, you know what you do to me. bring it on”:


Kind of low on seductivity, I’m thinking.

So I turned to the “Txt Romantifier” tool. (You know, anyone who might be under the gun to get some song writing done could maybe use this thing.) But I thought I’d give it a challenge: I grabbed some text from a digital recorder ad sitting in my in box: “Playback speed adjustment” I thought that had lots of potential, but it turns out the text tool is all prose and no poetry. Not worth the click:
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I wish the Serenader thing let you pick the voice and backing track genre. There’s some good possibilities there.

But this got me thinking I should put up something real of Isaac Hayes and not leave him hanging like an idiot. So here you go:


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But, seriously:


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